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July 24, 2014

El Biblibandido Strikes PAMM!

As authorities predicted, and as verified by this video taken from a bystander’s cell phone, on July 12 El Biblibandido (a masked bandit who, starving for stories, gallops around terrorizing little kids until they write and offer him their stories), did in fact strike Pérez Art Museum Miami. He rode to the museum’s front door at 2pm to deliver a note that read, “I am El Bibliobandido; I am starving for stories. Those that don’t nourish me — beware!*” Towards the bottom of that note, the asterisk clarified that he would return one hour later to collect his booty.


At the Museum Now